Small Business Marketing Advice

Stop stressing meowt about AI Search

Stop stressing meowt about AI Search.   If you’ve been doing SEO properly, you’re already positioned for AI search. Do you… ✓⃝ Use well-structured content? ✓⃝ Write authoritative content? ✓⃝ Proper FAQs? ✓⃝ Make content readable and digestible? ✓⃝ Anticipate the customer’s next questions? ✓⃝ Getting mentioned in high-quality lists and review sites? Doing all […]

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One stupidly simple strategy that won an A-list copywriting competition — and you can apply today

Last week, I won a bullet-writing* competition. So what, you may say?   Fair enough.   Beating out a bunch of very talented copywriters…    winning an award from copy chief Kevin Rogers and Australia’s best copywriter,  David Throssell…    or just getting the right people on the hook for your offer…    It Isn’t […]

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chameleon lizard

How to write copy to make people care (and sell to our 450 million year-old lizard brain)

Did you know that our decisions are made by our “lizard brain” or “old brain”, a brain that doesn’t even understand words? Some people call the old brain the first brain, because it appeared first – before we grew a middle brain and new brain. The old brain is the first to develop in utero. […]

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KFC Japan Christmas

KFC Japan : The Bald Faced Chicken Lie that Sold Japan on Christmas

Takeshi Okawara, the marketing genius who sold Japan on KFC for Christmas dinner,  recently admitted that it was built on a lie. When KFC Japan was starting from scratch, the national broadcaster NHK asked if fried chicken was really the Western Christmas tradition. Okawara replied “Of course!” He told podcast “Household Name” : “I knew that the […]

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The Scream with m&m

‘The Scream,’ the Art Heist, and the 2 Million M&M’s

Mars once offered a reward of 2 million dark chocolate M&M’s for the return of the recently stolen painting “The Scream”. The offer was tied to the launch of an 2006 ad campaign for Dark M&M’s. Mars added a rather terrifying red M&M playing hopscotch in their version of “The Scream” As the slogan says […]

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essential websites for entrepreneurs, business owners and marketers

67 essential websites for entrepreneurs, business owners and marketers

Is there a website that you turn for inspiration, business tips or the latest tech tools and hacks? Ever wondered what websites entrepreneur swear by to save time and refine their skills? Here are 67 websites that entrepreneurs recommend in online forums. Canva, Trello, and Producthunt get a lot of love! The good news is […]

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how to write a product category that doesn't suck

How to write product categories that don’t suck in 6 steps (copy included!)

Here’s a guide to writing e-commerce product category descriptions with a twist. Every single tip is backed up by real e-commerce website copy that I just worked on. Every business relies on words. But how does an e-commerce site get the words right while focusing on suppliers, sales channels, markets, currencies, legal requirements – and […]

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Shakespeare monkeys mural

Shakespeare Monkeys : That time monkeys were funded to type the works of Shakespeare.

Back in 2003, Plymouth University students received £2,000 from the Arts Council to give six monkeys one computer for a month. After six months, the Shakespeare monkeys had failed to produce a single word of English, broken the computer and used the keyboard as a lavatory. They pressed a lot of S’s,” researcher Mike Phillips […]

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milkshake duck

What is a Milkshake Duck and why is it 2017 word of the year

Milkshake Duck – The phrase so famous you never heard of it. Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary has awarded “milkshake duck” its 2017 word of the year. On June 12, 2016, Australian cartoonist Ben Ward tweeted it to describe our tendency to foist instant celebrity on some person and its inevitable backlash. In Ward’s tweet, the cuddly duck is accused […]

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mobile phones

Why we should treat ourselves as well as we do our mobile phones

Mobile phones have become an extension of ourselves. How often you check your phone depends on when you were born… Were you born in the 1980s and 1990s? You probably get anxious if you haven’t checked your phone in 15 minutes. Those born between 1965 and 1979 are more relaxed. Only 42% tend to get uneasy […]

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marketing directory

The Cynic’s Marketing Directory or what marketing terms really mean

Here are some gems for a real world marketing directory. Content calendar What we’ll do if everything works perfectly, you pay on time and nobody has a day off.   Content. Lorem ipsum Polyfilla to anyone except the harmless drudge who has to write it.   Best Practice. What everyone else pretends to do. Or, […]

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